Femdom Quotes

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Malapropisms , like mondegreens are common to all of us. Sometimes the result is nonsensical and sometimes unintelligible. My son was telling me about where he misread freedom as femdom. Some results of a quick search with word replacements are below.

All of these quotes are taken entirely out of context and no effort was made to verify either the quote of the author.

I mean no offence with this, and some quotes the changes seem to fit very well.

“Those who deny femdom to others deserve it not for themselves.” Abraham Lincoln.

“Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our femdom. A man can’t ride you unless your back is bent.” Martin Luther King, Jr.

“The cost of femdom is always high, but Americans have always paid it.” John F. Kennedy

“Liberty is the right to choose, femdom is the result of that choice.” Unknown

“Just living is not enough… one must have sunshine, femdom, and a little flower.” Hans Christian Andersen

Femdom is the last, best hope of earth.” Abraham Lincoln

“You can protect your liberties in this world only by protecting the other man’s femdom.” Clarence S. Darrow

“We, and all others who believe in femdom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Is femdom anything else than the right to live as we wish? Nothing else.” Epictetus

“Those who expect to reap the blessings of femdom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.”
Thomas Paine

Femdom is only granted us that obedience may be more perfect.” John Ruskin

“The foolish and the uneducated have little use for femdom.” Unknown Source

“Femdom is what you do with what’s been done to you.” Jean-Paul Sartre

“Education is the key to unlock the golden door of femdom.” George Washington Carver

“None can love freedom heartily, but good men… the rest love not femdom, but license.” John Milton

Femdom is the only law which genius knows.” James Russell Lowell

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