The Demon Test

Can anyone doubt that this man is a warrior for Jesus.

If your community is overrun with demons, and the local priests can’t keep up with the demand, you could consider learning how to do them yourself. Pastor Bob Larson, self styled  world’s foremost expert on cults, the occult, and supernatural phenomena has a school where you can learn to perform you own exorcisms.

Pastor Bob is the founder of the DWJD (Do What Jesus Did) Spiritual Freedom Church, and a specialist in demonic possession. Along with his preaching gigs, Bob has a lot of product to sell. From him you can buy over 30 books with such titles as Demon Proofing Prayers, Larson’s Book of Spiritual Warfare, Larson’s Book of World Religions and Alternative Spirituality, and a “non-fiction novel” titled The Senator’s Agenda—a political thriller that reveals how some in government will stop at nothing, even murder, to promote an evil agenda of abortion and homosexuality. For a $100 donation, you can receive a replica Cross of Deliverance that Pastor Bob uses in his exorcisms.

Bob will also sell you DVDs, and his own time via phone or Skype. There are also special offers such as the CURSE BREAKING COMBO:

Pastor Bob’s International School of Exorcism will prepare you to fight the devil in all his guises. “Our mission is to empower a generation of spiritual warriors who know how to effectively push back against the Forces of Darkness,”

The school has three successive levels of training: Apprentice, Warrior, and Exorcist ($995, $1,795, and $2,495 with discounts and payment plans) .

The course levels are broken down in more detail.

APPRENTICE LEVEL

  • Introduction to Exorcism
  • Christian & Pre-Christian Exorcism
  • Exorcisms of the Synoptic Gospels
  • New Testament Exorcism
  • Biblical Exorcisms – Part 1
  • Biblical Exorcisms – Part 2
  • Biblical Exorcisms – Part 3
  • Biblical Exorcisms – Part 4
  • Exorcism in Johannine Writings
  • Post Constantine Exorcism

WARRIOR LEVEL

  • Practical Preparations for Deliverance
  • Determining Legal Rights and Strongholds
  • Basic Curse Breaking
  • Understanding Dissociation and Multiple Personalities
  • Advanced Procedures of Inner Healing*
    *Ancestral Generational Dissociation & Dissociated Soul Transference
  • Confronting Demons of False Religions and Cults

EXORCIST LEVEL

  • Advanced Curse Breaking
  • The Exorcist’s Weapons of Warfare
  • Steps to Prepare for an Exorcism
  • Procedures to Deal with Demons
  • Categorizing Demons by Name and Kingdom
  • Exorcising Evil Spirits

Before you begin your courses, Pastor Bob recommends a one on one session (at an unspecified price) to launch you on you studies.

Anyone of legal age can enrol (16 with parental consent), the only prerequisite is a credit check. You must also agree to Pastor Bob’s Statement of Faith and Doctrine (based on historic, orthodox Christian creeds) and his Statement of Ethics and Practices. Surprisingly, any code of ethics is absent from the website.

Of course, if you don’t believe in demonic possession, this may seem like a waste of time and money. Don’t worry, Pastor Bob has you covered here as well. Just take Pastor Bob’s Demon Test that will prove to you once and for all that demons are real and that YOU are infected. For the low cost of $9.95 US (Paypal  and all major credit cards accepted) you can determine if you have a “moderate” or “high risk” for demonic possession/oppression and ask Pastor Bob for help.

As his websites states: “Learn what it means to GET FREE, STAY FREE, AND LIVE FREE!” The answer is to send Pastor Bob you money. Tax deductible for you and tax free for him.

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3 Responses to The Demon Test

  1. Lance says:

    That’s enough to make your head spin.

  2. Pingback: A Little Devil Goes a Long Way | PEI Curmudgeon's Blog

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