Spam

The WordPress Spam filter is pretty good. There are very few comments that get either false Attribution: Matthew W. Jackson Wikipediapositive or negative, not that I get many comments here anyway. Some of the spam it just unbelievable. It reads like it was translated by a very early iteration of Babelfish, which was the first web translator that I recall.

Here are a couple of examples (these beg for the use of Comic Sans):

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The other one that arrived today is much longer, but is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy.

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I know, it’s virtually unreadable. Why anyone would click a link to their site is beyond me.

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