From Steampunk to USB, It’s All About the Sex

Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnel Curiosites

Lady Clankington, heiress and adventuress, is quite well-known for her appetite for the new and unique. Indeed, she was once the subject of quite a stir, for gentlemen known to be in her employ had been disappearing without a trace and horrors of the most frightening sort were left to the imagination. Upon later investigation, it was discovered that these individuals weren’t even men at all!

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

Little Death Ray

Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol

Disciplinary Assurance Device

Duet by Crave

In a world where high technology and luxury design seem to touch every corner of our lives, the most intimate experiences should be no exception. The current landscape of adult products often feels over-the-top: the kind of products you end up hiding under your bed, feeling like a teenager with a dirty magazine. We were craving something better: something beautiful, something discreet, something environmentally friendly, and something fun. In this spirit, Crave was born.

At Crave, we make elegant, sensual products that invite you to touch and experience instead of hiding them away—toys so beautiful and discreet they could live in your purse or your vanity.

Duet

Duet USB

Waterproof, silent, and rechargeable USB vibrator. Available in 0, 8, or 16Gb storage.  Steampunk to ultramodern, it’s all about the sex.

 

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2 Responses to From Steampunk to USB, It’s All About the Sex

  1. hemp says:

    Author..Topic More Carnal Curiosities from Lady Clankington s Cabinet – NSFW Read 1257 times ………… on October 04 2010 12 20 00 am …..Doctor Visbaun and I decided it was high time that we started another Lady Clankington thread much thanks and appreciation to Herr Doktor for his introduction on our behalf .We re pleased to announce that not only is the Little Death Ray Mark II now in production but also that Lady Clankington herself will make an appearance in an upcoming episode of Episode 304 Punked .

  2. hemp says:

    Little Death Ray from Lady Clankingtons Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities.Its hard to know exactly what devices women used to get off by themselves before the Industrial Revolution. Hence Lady Clankingtons Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities a new steampunk-themed set of sex toys just in time for Maggie Gyllenhaals forthcoming comedy Hysteria about the invention of the modern vibrator..Nothing on breaks character for a moment. In a fit of frustration Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Doctor Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire for adventure.

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