Bigfoot is an Alien

Bigfoot has been seen in both Washington and Colorado. The big fellow gets around.

Spokane River Bigfoot

Samantha was hiking along the Spokane River and after getting back, spied a mysterious figure in the background of a video she took of her friends. Just like all other photos and videos of  Bigfoot and his kin, it is ambiguous. Just a little teaser to bolster the faith of believers and provide the rest of us with a chuckle.

In Colorado, Daniel Masias has been working for 30 years to prove the existence of Bigfoot.

His fascination began in 1982 when he claimed to have seen two of the creatures near his Green Mountain Falls home one morning.“In the winter, when there was snow, we noticed there were footprints. The prints didn’t have shoes on them; they were just bare feet,” he recalled. Masias described the creatures as hairy and less than 6 feet tall, but the footprints they left behind were not human-like. Masias said one creature has a foot span of about 12 inches, the other about 7 inches.

He has a theory about why good evidence of the creatures’ existence has been so difficult to obtain. It’s because rather than being primitive as they are usually portrayed, they are actually light years ahead of us. Literally.

When asked why no one has seen these creatures or taken pictures with current technology, Masias said he thinks the creatures are coming through a wormhole, an intergalactic travel portal from one galaxy to another.

He has set up motion sensor cameras and found his proof.

Alien Bigfoot

Absolute and unambiguous.

Some of us know that Bigfoot actually wrestled under the stage name of Andre the Giant. We have all the proof we need in his special appearances on TV in his true form. According to my sources, he had to wax his entire body twice a day for his wrestling appearances.

Bigfoot and Steve Austin

Bigfoot and Jaime Sommers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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